These are the archives of the front page news. I can get kind of... strange... sometimes. Please don't worry; I have passed my psych evaluation and am free to go. Oh, wait... that was all in my head? Nooooo!!! I'm still at the hospital!!!! I don't like it here!!!! Let me gooooooooooo!!!!
(Don't worry about him... he has been taken care of! ~ non-insane staff)